August 2012
alfredtheherothatswho:
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
camelsandcoffee:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
The commercial before any Youtube video.
The US one direction.
when you have a pen... →
lulz-time:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
This is an awesome blog for you to follow, click here to do it OH YEAH
mehreenkasana:
Plot twist: Women start demanding that their men be virgins.
Before every school year
Me: Please let there be a hot new student who is single
looks in mirror: oh that's why people don't like me.
peteratthedisco:
There is an old lady called “Nine out of ten dentists” and she is being held hostage and forced to recommend things
dont hover over this
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
Watchheroesthrowingstones:
holdmyhandbeforeidrown:
vulcanhearing:
l-amourparfait:
dolce-glamour:
itscandidlycara:
panasonicyouth:
bulletbutt:
digitallyimpaired:
pandacows:
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
oh my god
oh my god
slowly making my dream of breaking out into a musical number come true
bless this
bless everyone involved
On the bucket list...
In The Future:
Daughter: Mum I really like this celebrity and-
Me: Pack your bags sweetie we're going to meet your idols.
owlboysnest:
Look at that booty, show me the...
shavingryansprivates:
headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
the fact that this has 64k notes and the fact that i’m killing myself...
kanyewestvirginia:
at least the internet has 0 calories
me: *breathes*
loses follower
5 tags
the irony of doing the “don’t drive while you’re drowsy” portion of drivers ed at one in the morning when you’re struggling to keep your eyes open.
