fitslikemytshirt:

the funniest thing about being the oldest child is the amount of baby photos of you vs your younger siblings there are entire photo albums with names like “july-halloween 1996” with nothing but me sitting there on blankets and i think my sister has like 3 pictures of her childhood in total

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1 week ago // 5,433 notes

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)

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1 week ago // 83,972 notes
babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

k1mkardashian:

me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence* 

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1 week ago // 27,031 notes
quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE
kissmyassanorexia:

thoughtsofalonglostprincess:

fruitblr:

This is amazing

90% of women get rolls like this or bigger when they bent over or sit down. Why are we so ashamed of something so natural?! Why do we hate our bellies because of something as ridiculous as rolls? Who is society to tell us that it’s unnatural to have a belly pouch?

FUCKING THIS

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

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1 week ago // 42,782 notes
Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality. yesyesyesyes (via psychedelic-flower-childd)

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1 week ago // 65,184 notes
buns-and-guns:

OMG i just laughed so hard i almost peed my pants.