rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via love-you-take-my-breath-away)


2 weeks ago // 745,829 notes

castiel-angeloftheflaws:

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

A car park

(Source: generalnazgrim, via love-you-take-my-breath-away)


2 weeks ago // 276,374 notes

suitedick:

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

image

(via happiest)


2 weeks ago // 162,691 notes

anfagistan:

scarydoka:

is obama a japanese schoolgirl now or something

image

omg kawaii

(via happiest)


2 weeks ago // 264,778 notes

don’t ever cuddle with a girl you have no feelings for

don’t ever let her fall asleep pressed against you

because those are the little things that make us fall for you

and those are the things we miss when you’re gone


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jordanaypk:

drinksanddaisies:

kuavai:

sphvere:

toxic-ponies:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER WHO WROTE THIS

Fuck

WOW

who wrote this ahhhh

the comments are so fucking annoying
thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

(via rushingadrenaline)


2 weeks ago // 156,389 notes